Cocaine Bear (2023)

runtime: 1h 35m | rating: 6.3/10

An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.

Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500-pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow and blood.

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Nick Maston

In the depths of the Appalachian mountains, a curious and adventurous bear stumbles upon a bag of cocaine. Fascinated by its strange effects, the bear begins to experiment with the drug, learning to snort it and quickly developing a taste for the high life.

But as the bear's addiction grows, so too does its desire for power and control. Soon, the once-cuddly creature becomes a fierce and ruthless warrior, teaching itself the art of sword fighting and taking on all comers.

As the bear's reign of terror spreads, a group of intrepid hunters set out to stop it before it's too late. But little do they know that this is no ordinary bear - this is a cocaine bear, and it will stop at nothing to protect its newfound lifestyle. He begins dealing drugs to the other woodland creatures and creates a drug empire. He rolls around the woods in an old Cadillac with a crew of creatures including a badger, a skunk, and a weasel.

As the hunters close in on the cocaine bear and his crew, the fierce creature unleashes a ferocious attack, taking out several of them with its newfound sword-fighting skills. The remaining hunters struggle to keep up with the bear's lightning-fast moves, but they manage to wound it with a well-placed shot.

Enraged and wounded, the bear charges at the hunters, taking out several more before finally collapsing from its injuries. As the hunters approach the bear's body, they find that it has overdosed on the cocaine, and is now lying lifeless on the ground.

In the aftermath of the battle, the hunters reflect on the strange and tragic fate of the cocaine bear, and vow to do everything in their power to prevent other animals from falling victim to the dangerous drug. The film ends with a somber reminder of the devastating effects of addiction, even on the most unexpected of creatures.

With stunning action sequences, thrilling battles, and a bear like you've never seen before, Cocaine Bear is a heart-pumping ride through the dangerous world of drug-fueled animal warfare.